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imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon moaning your url

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bannannibal:

Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great

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(Source: sangorox)

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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that you're a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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maureensowerbutts:

find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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fuckyeahroosterteethproductions:

bloopester:

This is my proudest achievement so far in tomodachi life

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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babythc:

thank u ryden

(Source: rydenarmani)

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sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!

jesus, fuck this 

(Source: simulatedcity)

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femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

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